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Weird Logic

This is a collection of odd and humorous uses of logic. Email me if you find any I can put up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aiming High
Using the public facilities in a shopping centre in Christchurch, New Zealand, Russell Pearse was confronted with a sign above the urinal instructing "Aim Higher". The effect was not, probably, what Victoria University in Wellington had in mind when it launched its recruitment campaign.

They seek it here, they seek it there....
""New 'super-Earth' found in space", BBC online announced last month (May 2007). "As opposed to where? "Behind the sofa?"”

A Safe Prediction
Australia's Bureau of Meteorology clearly has a sound grasp of statistics. Melbourne's newspaper The Age reported on 16 April that it had "cautiously predicted the drought-inducing El Niño effect might be replaced by the wetter La Niña". Maybe. "There's a 50-50 chance of exceeding average rainfall," said senior forecaster Terry Ryan. Absolutely. If "average" means "median", definitely so. Mark Hughes, "a fully fledged Australian taxpayer", spotted this and was "delighted that my taxes are being spent on things like supercomputers" to work out insights like this. A good thing too, we say. Four years ago things weren't nearly so clear: "Generally across large parts of Australia there is a 50:50 chance we will get median rainfall across the summer months," an expert from the bureau announced then (Feedback, 8 March 2003).

Categorical logic isn't what it used to be... (New Scientist - 7 April)
In his local bookshop, Peter Wagner noticed a book entitled All The Tunes You've Ever Wanted To Play. Alongside was another book entitled More of All the Tunes You've Ever Wanted to Play. If the title of the first book is correct, Wagner wonders, then what is the need for the second?

Law of the Excluded Middle? (New Scientist - 24 March)
A notice on a the window of a restaurant on the south bank of the Thames in London states: "Sorry, no children allowed inside or out." Carla Pittau wonders how this can possibly be accomplished.

Which mermaid didn't you see....? (New Scientist - 24 April)
On a map of walks in Cornwall in south-west England, Eddie Street found the legend "Non-existent footpath". Why they should have decided to mark this particular non-existent footpath out of all the other non-existent footpaths in the area he does not know - and nor do we.